http://littleredelf.com/elfspeak/2009/11/07/open-letter-to-the-cockbag-who-smashed-my-car-window-and-stole-my-purse/ part magic, part mysticism, sugar & sass, litany and profanity, complete with red and tangly, tasty bits . . . Fri, 18 Nov 2011 13:10:01 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v= http://littleredelf.com/elfspeak/2009/11/07/open-letter-to-the-cockbag-who-smashed-my-car-window-and-stole-my-purse/comment-page-1/#comment-1587 aunt katie Sat, 05 Dec 2009 01:34:10 +0000 http://littleredelf.com/elfspeak/?p=1334#comment-1587 I believe your cockbags associate helped him (or her)self to my purse last night, in my shop parking lot during a fundraiser for a friends pet rescue. Talk about a loser, why don't these beings get real jobs? I worked my ass off to build a business and he just slithered in, demolished my window and skipped off with my bag.I hope he is picking his nose when he finds I cancelled the three credit cards that slug was planning to do his holiday shopping with. The checks in my vintage Coach checkbooks (thrift shop) are only good for practicing for when he may get a real job.The only money were the few coins in my fabulous Lodis wallet purchased for $6 at Platos Closet. My license was in the wallet with my home address. I am currently considering installing an alarm system (when my credit cards are reinstated), a very loud dog with large teeth (rescue of course) or a snubnose 38. For now I am hoping my 3 attack cats will suffice. I believe your cockbags associate helped him (or her)self to my purse last night, in my shop parking lot during a fundraiser for a friends pet rescue. Talk about a loser, why don’t these beings get real jobs? I worked my ass off to build a business and he just slithered in, demolished my window and skipped off with my bag.I hope he is picking his nose when he finds I cancelled the three credit cards that slug was planning to do his holiday shopping with. The checks in my vintage Coach checkbooks (thrift shop) are only good for practicing for when he may get a real job.The only money were the few coins in my fabulous Lodis wallet purchased for $6 at Platos Closet. My license was in the wallet with my home address. I am currently considering installing an alarm system (when my credit cards are reinstated), a very loud dog with large teeth (rescue of course) or a snubnose 38. For now I am hoping my 3 attack cats will suffice.

]]> http://littleredelf.com/elfspeak/2009/11/07/open-letter-to-the-cockbag-who-smashed-my-car-window-and-stole-my-purse/comment-page-1/#comment-1500 Jennifer Sun, 08 Nov 2009 20:44:14 +0000 http://littleredelf.com/elfspeak/?p=1334#comment-1500 Extremely well said. Extremely well said.

]]> http://littleredelf.com/elfspeak/2009/11/07/open-letter-to-the-cockbag-who-smashed-my-car-window-and-stole-my-purse/comment-page-1/#comment-1499 Andrew Sun, 08 Nov 2009 14:48:01 +0000 http://littleredelf.com/elfspeak/?p=1334#comment-1499 Well said. Well said.

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